A squirrel could be peacefully nibbling away on a nut a mile away and some how my dog would know it was there. It’s like he’s an old man and he wants the kids to stay out of his yard… or he wants to eat their brains. That’s my dog, not the old man. He’s not some kind of zombie old man who feasts on trespassing children or anything.
What was my point? Oh yes, he just has this hatred for squirrels. Birds he’ll ignore totally but he’s basically a squirrel racist. He hates squirrels and wants them all to be dead because they are inferior to his furry superiority, but will settle for chasing them through the under growth and trying to question them on their little furry motives. They’re probably dealing drugs or something.
And this is before we even get into squirrel politics of grey and red squirrels and immigration discussions.
Well this sure is an odd post. I’d apologise but I don’t want to. Just remember, squirrels deserve the same rights as everyone else. Hug a squirrel today!